World Fashion 2011

Today I learned that my nightmares are made of tweed and cost $2100. ($2100, Brian Lichtenberg Gizmo skirt, Alexandchloe.com ) Also, if you...

After, what, five years of friendhood, it's safe to say I know my co-blogger. Consider the following text exchange. MK: This hideous bag...

Surely tweed button-up harem pants would look amazing on Gwen Stefani... And that's it. ($275, L.A.M.B., Shopbop ) Love Gwen, love L.A.M...

There are many things I truly don't understand: The appeal of Jon Gosselin. Fiber optics. How the Bushes spent FIVE total terms in the W...

SHARK ATTACK AT TOPSHOP! Not a real shark, of course, but I was all "OMFG! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE when I saw what could only charitably be r...

Um, clearly Dov Charney and the kindly fellas over at the succinctly named Butt Magazine have been reading FashionBinge, because they CLEARL...

I have nothing at all against Payless . Not one thing. They do some great stuff at obviously affordable prices. And I loved their Christian ...

I believe it was either Pete Seeger or King Solomon in the epic romantic thriller, Ecclesiastes, who said "there is a time to color blo...

And here we have an ACTUAL pitch I ACTUALLY received. The product? "PERIOD UNDIES." I know that PR isn't easy and that not eve...

($585, Maurizio Pecoraro, Luisaviaroma.com ) WTF is this macrame cage bag thingie?? It looks like a lab dissection gone wrong meets an arts ...

($630, Smythe, Shopsheboutique.com ) Granted, this blazer IS pretty gorgeous in a Lilly Pulitzer/guilty pleasure way, BUT, WHY is this chick...

($150, Kapow! Wow! Farfetch.com ) Yes, these are rainbow fringed leggings. Calf-length, to make matters worse. They're by Kapow! Wow!? W...

So, here's me, and you can tell by my face the kind of reaction I'm having to discovering plush, candy-colored tiny backpacks at Uni...

Got $2115? These hobo-looking shoes look like they walked out of a cliched hobo cartoon. Is this some kind of reverse classism? Busted-looki...

And a happy new year to you too! A particularly vile story from The New York Times : The 34th Street Herald Square H&M has been intentio...

($341, Issa, Forward-Forward.com ) Because a nautical flag is not a dress.

My sources (uh... the Internet) point to YES. According to a story posted on Pittsburghlive.com today , Chickdowntown.com was living on a $9...

Is it a backpack? Lady Gaga's metal and PVC placenta? Where's the head? I don't know. Not even that tag hanging off the bottom o...

($678, Interlude, eDressme.com ) I lived out an entire menstrual cycle's worth of emotions when I first looked at this hideous mess of a...

... Or rather, the revenge of the bodysuit. ($130, Shabd, Shoplarousse.com ) I consider a weapon anything that comes near my crotch and snap...