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Josh opens up about Scarlett

While doing press in London to promote Global Cool and climate change initiatives, Josh Hartnett spoke to a British newspaper about his split from Scarlett Johansson. "It was difficult spending so much time apart with all our different commitments and both of us flying all over the world," Hartnett said of his Black Dahlia co-star. "At the end of the day, we're just ordinary people and it didn't work." Of his support for Global Cool, Hartnett hopes he "can make a difference," and says, "It's very strange and makes a change from acting."

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KFed turns down $25 million

According to Star mag, Kevin Federline has turned down a $25 million divorce settlement offer from estranged wife Britney Spears - with reportedly altruistic goals. "Kevin says that Britney offered him $10 million to walk away from their marriage and to relinquish custody of their kids, but he just laughed," says a source. "Then she came back with $20 million which he turned down too. Now he says she's offering a whopping $25 million, and that's her final offer. He told her to take a hike! He loves his two little boys, and there's no way he's going to disappear from their lives."

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Jennifer talks about her "nose" job

Jennifer Aniston spoke to People mag about recent plastic surgery rumors and her guest turn with on Courteney Cox's new show Dirt. Some excerpts:

On what it was like working with Courteney again: "We had a ball. It was completely fun. I forgot just how much fun was have together in the work world."

On her on-set lesbian kiss with Cox: "It's a good-bye kiss. I don't honestly think people want to see Rachel and Monica have at it."

On plastic surgery rumors: "It's funny. I had [a deviated septum] fixed - best thing I ever did. I slept like a baby for the first time in years. As far as all the other [rumors], as boring as it sounds, it's still mine. All of it. Still mine."

On what makes her happy: "Beginning a new day. When you see what else is going on on the planet, it's pretty hard now to go, 'Wow, thank you.'"

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Sienna Miller at a Factory Girl screening


Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen at the DVD release party for Farce of the Penguins


Natalie Portman in Prague


Mandy Moore, Diane Keaton and Piper Perabo at the premiere of Because I Said So


Liv Tyler on the set of Smother


Britney Spears leaving a Target store


Nicky Hilton in Beverly Hills


Ashlee Simpson shopping in LA


Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton outside Mr. Chow


Neve Campbell in London

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Fashion Shoes. What should we expect from the next season?

Examining footwear models of a new season, one can get cultural shock. But there are strong reasons for compromises and even gentle affection towards bulky boots, to jackboots and to dizzy high heels.

Designers, especially Mark Jacobs and Prada tried to create art-objects of footwear, which you can wear in in theory, but it's better simply to admire them. Those shoes are proving female's royalty and the right to be capricious. Such girls just stamp their little feet, sponges blows, order and stay in an eternal reflection. And fashionable footwear is their best ally.

FashionTime has revealed 9 attributes of fashionable footwear:

1. All kinds of footwear have a tankette or a platform.
2. Extremely high heels (10-12 cm).
3. The narrow noses.
4. Shoes let you "to show" the world your fashionable leggings or knitted stockings, besides they are very functional and will look perfectly even with a dress.
5. With gaiters or leggings you can wear new-pumps, the most fashionable of them are with leopard print and "French finger ".
6. Orthopedic footwear. The rule is: the more original design, the more fashionable. The best illustrators are Marc Jacobs (with a gold tankette), Louis Vuitton (with boots on a wavy platform), Jil Sander (classic men's boots on a platform), Prada, Balenciaga.
7. The colors are grey, black, red, metallic. A structure: a varnish, textiles, exotic animals' leather. Print: leopard, cell.
8. High jackboots, we should wear with short dresses.
9. Extremely sexual shoes, similar to striptease footwear, we should combine them with easy Look dress.

Shoes with the srtasses, the oblique heels, tankettes without a platform is footwear that you should avoide the next season. If you like decorations, use lists, fur pompons and metal buckles and rivets.

The designers confidently tell us, that the fashion is not going to back in habitual channel. So you should better buy platforms, tankettes and very high heels for the future. In fact besides the basic duties they are called to counterbalance volumetric clothes (skirts, sleeves, A-silhouettes). Everything is interconnected.

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Lawsuit filed against Brandy in accident case

A $50 million wrongful death lawsuit has been filed against Brandy by the parents of a woman killed in a car accident involving the talent show host. The suit alleges Brandy "was driving recklessly" when she rear-ended a car on an LA freeway which caused a chain reaction that ultimately killed the woman. Yesterday, investigators publicly recommended Brandy be charged with vehicular misdemeanor manslaughter without gross negligence. "The accident was a terrible tragedy and Brandy's heart goes out to [the victim]'s family," the singer's rep said in a statement. "But for legal reasons we cannot comment on this lawsuit." Brandy could face up to a year in jail if charged and convicted.
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