Alexandra Cassaniti Continues To Woo Me, Wow Me

($230, Alexandra Cassaniti)

The first obviously great thing about Alexandra Cassaniti's laptop bag (via Refinery 29) is that it's got a built-in smiley face! Next best, it's covered in fake hair! Well, it's a print, but it looks like stubble! Hee!

I don't love it AS much as I love her pink eye tote:

... But it's still great. Not so practical at $220, but still cool and LOL-arious.

Mary-Kate Olsen Cops My Alexandra Cassaniti Steeze Only Because She's Richer Than Me

Damn you, Mary-Kate. You've totes been reading Fashion Binge, haven't you?

(Image: mary-kateandashleyimages.com)

I Binged about this amazing '80s-inspired Alexandra Cassaniti bag back in March:

($220, Alexandra Cassaniti)

Dudes, we're practically the same person, Mary-Kate and I. We like the same totes, and I'm ALWAYS photographed going up the stairs of my LUXE townhouse, overwhelmed by the weight of Jimmy Choo bags. If by Jimmy Choo bags you mean "CVS or Key Foods bags." And those photographs totally end up on Websites dedicated to me, if by "end up on Websites dedicated to me," you mean "not at all."

Speaking of Alexandra Cassiniti, WTF is going on with this house-of-horrors shrunken head necklace:

($264, Alexandra Cassiniti, Goodbaduglynyc.com)

I mean, seriously, I'm a proponent of pretty-ugly, but this thing looks like a fucking malignant teratoma and/or a victim of a ritual killing. No want. And "made with love"? What? More like made under the dark spell of witchcraft. Eek.

Stuff I do want from The Good The Bad and the Ugly:

($378, Unearthen, Goodbaduglynyc.com)

I'm not usually into bullets nor crystals (they're both kind of offense to me), but for some reason, the combination of both kinda works here. More on Gia Baum, Unearthen's braintrust, here and here.

($196, Julie Cochard, Goodbaduglynyc.com)

The widdle smilers have on sungwasses! Killin' me with cutes!!! Also, holy crap, The Good The Bad and the Ugly is closing its brick-and-mortar shop. Boo! They're having a sale until 7pm tonight, so, in the words of Oleta Adams, get (t)here if you can.

Oleta Adams - Get Here

Totes Bag Lust: Alexandra Cassaniti's Tote Lust

($220, Alexandra Cassaniti)

Lusting por this graffiti-goes-glam tote. The pink-eye isosceles and scalenes remind me of the Vuarnet logo deconstructed. (Via Coolhunting.)

Here's a super-duper ghetto option, if you need easy, breezy toteage:

($14.95/ dozen, Oriental Trading)

BTW, I read somewhere that Vuarnet was relaunching, but I can't find any Internet proof to corroborate. Oh well.

UPDATE!
It's actually '80s surf-n-skate brand Maui & Sons that's making a comeback. At Opening Ceremony, natch. I was feeling down on myself for my fruitless Googling -- I was seriously doubting my Internet prowess! Until I saw a dude last night wearing a Maui & Sons shirt and it hit me that I'd had my '80s sport Tees mixed up. Phew.