Bea Arthur Probably Wants Me To Buy This Leopard Print Blazer, Right?

($108, MinkPink, Shopnastygal.com)

I feel like the late, great Bea Arthur is communicating to me from beyond, telling me to purchase this leopard print cardigan. It's SO perfectly Dorothy Zborniak. (And a little Joy Behar.) By the way, I have a leopard print MinkPink tank from Dear Fieldbinder, and that brand is the business. Their fit is fantastic and the prices are no nonsense, just like Dorothy herself.

The American Retro Elvis Blazer Got All 'West Side Story On Me'

I was shopping in the always-fabulous Dear Fieldbinder when I happened upon this pin-studded beige blazer by American Retro.

($436, American Retro, Shopbop)

The record skipped and stopped, the skies parted, a fire escape descended from the ceiling and suddenly, I found myself wearing a virginal lilac nightgown and demure ballet flats, singing this: