Luxe Lust: Alexander McQueen Silk Embroidered Cape Pencil Dress... WITH FEATHERS!

($1598, Alexander McQueen, Gilt Groupe)

They're actually not feathers but GOLD EMBROIDERY! DEATH! DEATH BY EMBROIDERY THAT LOOKS LIKE GOLD FEATHERS! ON SILK! = DOUBLE DEATH!

Are we human? Or are we dancer?

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ADORBS ALERT: Tarina Tarantino Feather Drop Earri

($70, Tarina Tarantino, Karmaloop.com)

I'm ruving these Tarina Tarantino feather/ rhinestone drop earrings. Most of you (meeeee tooo included) immediately think of Disney when you think Tarina Tarantino, and while I love her signature Disney pieces too, I love these feathery earrings -- espesh the '70s-meets-nows juxtaposish between the old-school roach clip feathers and the mall punk colors. Can't handle bright pink and electric blue? Go more old-school roach clip:

($72, Tarina Tarantino, Karmaloop.com)

Also, two things: Karmaloop ALWAYS has promo codes. Try sn23820. AND, I met Tarina Tarantino! She ruuuuuuuules!

Beklina Brings It: Rachel Comey, Ivana Helsinki & Virginia Johnson Picks

Organic-inspired online boutique Beklina has three pieces that I would slash a priest's tires to get my hands on:

($540, Rachel Comey, Beklina.com)

I'm not in love with the draping or ties, but they are removable. Otherwise, I love the contrasting color variations on the same fun floral prints.

($98, Ivana Helsinki, Bekina.com)

Love this super-fun feather print tee by Finnish designer Ivana Helsinki.

($360, Virginia Johnson, Beklina.com)

This Warrior dress is totally different from what I'm seeing from Virginia Johnson. I love the combo of yellow and grey (as evidenced by these Kenneth Cole heels and this Velvet Torch jumper and Love Squared top), and this amazing Virginia Johnson silk dress is like a Keith Haring come to life.

Feathery Fashions!

For some reason, I can't stop searching for -- and admiring -- feathery dresses and fashions and stuff. Observe:

Dennis Basso

This would make such an amazing wedding dress.

Chado Ralph Rucci

I want to marry THIS DRESS.

($2,214, Fendi, Net-a-porter.com)

I wanna sleep with this dress.

($450, Jean Paul Gaultier, Bergdorf Goodman)

So ridiculous, but I'd wear the shit out of it.

... AND
+ Lotsa feather earrings for under $20!
+ Zac Posen feather dress I want to just touch someday...

Are we human, are we dancer, and are we ever going to stop wearing this jacket? Because, really, it's enough already.