Lindsay Lohan's Lips Belt Buckle

(Credit: Revolution Pix/Fame Pictures/ People magazine)

Uh, that almost sounded bad... anyway, Lindsey's lips belt is really cute. (BTdubs, she looks like Blake Lively in this photo.) I'm sure it's like a bazillion-dollar vintage Vivienne Westwood piece, but here's a more affordable down-market version:

($14.99, Bucklecity.com)

Bucklecity -- city of buckles!

($16.95, Amazon)

Token sparkly lips.

(14.99, Catacombscds.com)

From deep within the catacombs of this rando website comes a very mod lips belt buckle I'd totally wear under the right circumstances.


... Also, feel free to track down Lala (of Lala The Art Geek), who MADE this belt HERSELF!!!!
Maybe she'll sell it to you!

($83, Golden-charms.com)

I would wear these fun dangly lips earrings under ANY circumstances.

($40, Dimoutshoes.com)

Um, so yeah. The platform of these shoes also pull double duty as a TIP JAR! For PUTTING COINS INTO! For when you work EXTRA HARD at work... and earn... CHANGE! For working REALLY REALLY HARD. On a POLE! With NO PANTS ON!

($199, Myfreakyfamily.com)

And a lips chair -- in red or pink! -- for when you've tired yourself out collectin' pennies in your platforms all night, gurlz!

Oh yeah, lest we forget, the inimitable Lipps Inc's "Funkytown" video! Classic!

(We Really Want To) Win A Birkin!

($9,025.95, Hermes)

FASHIONBINGE WANTS TO GIVE YOU A FREE BIRKIN BAG!

Okay, well, that's not exactly the truth -- in all honesty, we'd rather give OURSELVES a free Hermes Birkin bag. But we'd pick you as runner-up! Let the best 'Binger win the Bringing Home the Birkin Sweepstakes!

To celebrate the launch of Michael Tonello's new book, Bringing Home the Birkin, Harper Collins is giving away one Birkin. To us, we hope.



* Enter at Bringing Home the Birkin Sweepstakes. Downside: you have to register for emails you may not want. Plus side: You won't give two shits about those emails if you win!

Be like Lindsay Lohan, bishes!

Leggings By Lohan!

Look who's legging-ing! Per JustJared, Lindsay Lohan will be bringing her no-pants fashion sense to the willing-to-spend masses when she launches her own line of leggings. (Thanks to Chicago's Rustrick-On-That-Cool-Tip for the knowledge-based alert.)

So, is this the ultimate nail in the coffin for leggings, or is this a sign that they're not going anywhere? Or a sign of the impending apocalypse? And will they be as blindingly horbs as these corrupt monstrosities? And are you almost starting to consider Mom Jeans at this point?

And coming soon: Lindsay-branded coke spoons!?

If You Like Herve Leger, You'll Love...

This shitty knock off!... Or not!

($75, Asos.com)

Surely we all remember Lindsay's infamous Herve Leger bandage dress from the Maxim Hot 100 party back in May.


I actually loved this dress. It's outlandish, but so is she, and I think she looked great in it and was smart to let the dress stand on its own and not add any flair or play up her make up. Regardless, as much as I LOOOOOOVE me some knock offs AND I LOOOOOOVE me some ASOS, their version is a shitty disgrace. I don't mind knock offs that are slightly inspired by the real thing (say, a pair of Steve Madden flats that are sorta inspired by Tory Burch), especially when the real thing is so trendy that it's not worth paying hundreds for. But I'm not into trying to pass off knock offs as the real thing, and this doesn't even come close. Usually ASOS is pretty good as making designer-inspired stuff that doesn't look totally regurgitated, but this is way off the mark. It looks like something you'd pick up at Rainbow or Mandee or something. Yuk. Help, ASOS! This is a totes SOS!