Greetings from the couch, where I'm still parked. Two iced coffees later... I think I'm starting to sprout roots, and I'm pretty sure I gave myself scoliosis just today.
That Tom Petty documentary is STILL on ("Comprehensive, revealing and epic in scope..." um... yes, it all of those things). I REALLY need a shower, FYI. SOS... Anyway, I came across these studded ballet slippers today:

($48, Capezio,
Bonadrag.com)
They're cool but a little too literal and look pretty uncomfy. They did remind me of how much I love pyramid studs though, especially when they're used in unexpected ways, like with a pair of pretty pink ballet slippers.
Some more studded flats:

($425, Loeffler Randall,
Active Endeavors)
Gorgeous, but I'd love them far more without the ankle strappage.

($88, Theory Shoes,
Shopbop)
Sorry, but these are repulsive.

($211, Maloles,
Zappos Couture)
So elegant.

($59, Jessica Simpson,
ShoeMall.com)
Eeek. Cognitive dissonance issues -- cute shoes but they're Jessica Simpson! What to do? What to do?
Cheaper, though only available in sizes 6 and 11.

($174, Kenneth Cole,
Endless.com)
Not cheap, but sizes for all!

($12.99,
GoJane)
Cheapy Mccheap!

($29, Adi Misbehave,
Overstock)
Lotsa colors, but the black ones are safest, don't you think?

($12.99,
Go Jane)
Eek. Is it bad that I like these?

($41, Matiko,
6pm.com)
Not bad. But I don't understand the idea of the name "6pm." Anyway...

($41, Michael Kors,
Overstock)
Pretty, preppy, punk-y! Only left in size 8. Yay if you're an 8, boo if you're not.

($287, Marc by Marc Jacobs,
Net-a-porter.com)
I do believe these are the Marc Jacobs studded ballet flats that started it all.
Brightest Young Things show you how to make your own!

($126, Marc by Marc Jacobs,
Saks Fifth Avenue)
These Marc by Marc Jacobs studded flats, however, are unforgivable.
Finally, you (and by "you," I mean "I") also need some pyramid stud earrings:

($88, Wendy Nichol,
Ravinstyle.com)
NEED!

($72, Argento Vivo,
Bluefly)
Sophisticado.

($39, Whats That Cat,
Etsy)
Etsy seller
Whats That Cat has really sweet handmade pyramid stud earrings with sparklies. They're made of polymer clay and look really cool.

($20, Michelle Chang Jewelry,
Etsy)