Bing Bang, It's Almost My Birthday!

($72, Bing Bang By Anna Sheffield, Oaknyc.com)

My next birthday was exactly eight months ago this past Tuesday! And this charming little lacquered Bing Bang arrowhead bracelet (I'd probably refashion it into a necklace using my pidgin jewelry-making skills) is the PERFECT gift for if you want to celebrate my eighth month of this year, you know? It'd be the perfect companion piece to my hot pink metal Alexis Bittar pendant. We don't want that to get lonely, do we?

Perforated Plz: F-Troupe's White Patent Leather Saddle Shoes

($158, f-troupe, Oaknyc.com)

Usually white shoes are a HUGE nein, but these white patent perforated saddle shoes -- they're perforated with teensy little STARS -- break through the busted code and come out clear on the side of awesome sauce. And they remind me of the Steve Madden Skiip perforated flats I loved for so long.


A cursory Internet search brings up only the 8.5 at Zappos, so, if you're a 8.5 AND you want these shoes, it's SO your lucky day!

The Eagle Has Landed: Manish Arora Disco Ball Shirt

($238, Manish Arora, Oak)

Oh, Manish Arora. You naughty naughty boy. You paired a yellow eagle with a MIRROR BALL, and a ridiculous disco dance party ensued. And PEEP that collar! It's very Flight of the Conchords/Bowie calling Bowie. And I LIKES it.

Katie Holmes' Plaid Shirtdress At Non-Katie Holmes Prices!

($185, PRPS, Singer22.com)

Okay, I know that possibly-pregnant Katie Holmes is ALL over PRPS, and that plaid flannel buttondown shirtdress IS cute and all, but what about those of us who are on more of a Joey Potter/ Ice House budget? Those of us not paying for our PRPS in Xenu Xollars? Here are some better deals. Hollr!

($123, Oak)

Okay, so this Oak dress isn't THAT much less, but it's a start.

($60, Something, Tobi.com)

Something is about the dumbest name I could think of for a clothing line, but $60 is something I can deal with.

($48, Shopcora.com)

I don't know WHAT this Cora Boutique is all about, but I'm about to make it my PERSONAL BUSINESS to find out! Oh yeah, and looky how cute it is in white!

($27, Feminnastyle.com)

Vintage sweetness!

($49, Victoria's Secret)

Hesitantly will I recommend this basically okay Victoria's Secret plaid shirtdress. Also, I must point out how cute stuff like this looks like with black leggings and booties in case you was wondering what to wear with booties, because I know sometimes they can be a PITA to pair things with.

Okay. Nite nite! Off to watch the JMU game. GO DOOX!

Nanu nanu!